Life: Why Tina hates me.
Tina is the secretary at the place where I work. Tina and I are really tight. Anyway, I wanted to get my house cleaned, so she introduced me to her friend Stacy. Stacy and I started to talk every night. To the point where both Tina, Tina's mom (don't ask) and Stacy thought I was into Stacy. Stacy, Tina, and another female friend that I have no idea what her name is because I was high when I met her, and I went out on the weekend. It was funny though, when we were out, this nameless (really good looking) girl and Tina were holding onto me at the end of the night. People walking by would be like "He's pimpin' it man!"
So anyway, I tell Stacy for the SECOND time, that I'm gay, and I'm not into her. And she's like, "Lies. I know you're into me." Then I told Stacy about all the guys I dated and whatnot so she could finally believe me. Then I was like, "We should play a trick on Tina, make her think that we got together, got high, and had sex." And Stacy was all into it, but said Tina would be mad at her. So the next morning, I come into the office, give Tina hints about the idea that Stacy came over, and that we had sex. She was stunned. Even to the point where I was going to say, right away, that I was just joking. But I decided to stick to our joke.
I then rushed to the phone, told Stacy that I felt bad, and we decided to call it off. So I try to find Tina. NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. Every few hours, I'd try to find her. I am thoroughly confident she just had to leave, because it bothered her so much. I eventually found her, and the conversation went like this:
Tina: I don't want to talk about it!
Me: I was just joking.
Tina: *cough* Uh, yeah.
Me: You honestly don't believe me that I was just joking?
Tina: I know you did it. You're just trying to cover your ass now?
Me: Are you serious?
It kept going on, until she started to run away from me. I kept saying sorry, but she kept saying, "I don't want to talk about it!" I left her alone finally. The next day (today), every time she came near my office, she ran by it.
Oh, and a co-worker got fired today.
(To protect those involved, including myself, names have been altered.)
So anyway, I tell Stacy for the SECOND time, that I'm gay, and I'm not into her. And she's like, "Lies. I know you're into me." Then I told Stacy about all the guys I dated and whatnot so she could finally believe me. Then I was like, "We should play a trick on Tina, make her think that we got together, got high, and had sex." And Stacy was all into it, but said Tina would be mad at her. So the next morning, I come into the office, give Tina hints about the idea that Stacy came over, and that we had sex. She was stunned. Even to the point where I was going to say, right away, that I was just joking. But I decided to stick to our joke.
I then rushed to the phone, told Stacy that I felt bad, and we decided to call it off. So I try to find Tina. NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. Every few hours, I'd try to find her. I am thoroughly confident she just had to leave, because it bothered her so much. I eventually found her, and the conversation went like this:
Tina: I don't want to talk about it!
Me: I was just joking.
Tina: *cough* Uh, yeah.
Me: You honestly don't believe me that I was just joking?
Tina: I know you did it. You're just trying to cover your ass now?
Me: Are you serious?
It kept going on, until she started to run away from me. I kept saying sorry, but she kept saying, "I don't want to talk about it!" I left her alone finally. The next day (today), every time she came near my office, she ran by it.
Oh, and a co-worker got fired today.
(To protect those involved, including myself, names have been altered.)
posted by Mike at 8:19 PM
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